Your last holiday pictures show up as “Facebook memories”.
The last time you spent more than an hour in a car was on your way to work. On a beautiful Monday morning.
The last time you flew on a plane, it was owned by Vijay Mallya
The last time you went sightseeing was at the club, or the mall, or Facebook.
The last time you experienced the great outdoors was at the zoo.
The last time you went uphill was on the escalator at the mall.
The only stars you can see at night are Star Plus, Star Sports and Star News
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