Donald Trump Wins & People Are Losing It On nearbuy.com!

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1. The Mexicans

Artificial wall climbing offers

Since Trump’s going to build a wall, it’s never too late to start practising…

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 2. People From The Middle East 

Dunkin Donuts, Taco Bell, KFC

Well, if you can’t go to America, bring America food to you…

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3. The African Americans

Dental care services

Apparently it’s a gift for Trump, since word has gotten around that he is going to punched in the face and might end up losing a few teeth.

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4. Hillary Clinton

Online email tutorial

She’s realised she could do with a little help to ensure she gets better at the secretive server business.

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5. Barack Obama

A night out at the pub

He hopes to get so drunk, he passes out and wakes up to realise Trump winning is all a bad dream.

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6. Indian people 

PVR meal vouchers

Trump’s elected. The show’s about to begin, might as well keep the popcorn ready!

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7. Charlie Sheen

Unlimited drinks

Because he’s celebrating Trump’s victory of course. It has nothing to do with his drinking problem. Nothing.

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8. Leonardo DiCaprio

A wine bottle

He was supporting Hillary and she lost, so he’s poured himself a glass and is waiting for the new memes to pour in.

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9. Donald Trump

A day out at the salon

After all that hard work, he could do with a good pampering session. It’s not easy maintaining that skin tone, that hair, those fingers!

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