1. The Mexicans
Since Trump’s going to build a wall, it’s never too late to start practising…
2. People From The Middle East
Well, if you can’t go to America, bring America food to you…
3. The African Americans
Apparently it’s a gift for Trump, since word has gotten around that he is going to punched in the face and might end up losing a few teeth.
4. Hillary Clinton
She’s realised she could do with a little help to ensure she gets better at the secretive server business.
5. Barack Obama
He hopes to get so drunk, he passes out and wakes up to realise Trump winning is all a bad dream.
6. Indian people
Trump’s elected. The show’s about to begin, might as well keep the popcorn ready!
7. Charlie Sheen
Because he’s celebrating Trump’s victory of course. It has nothing to do with his drinking problem. Nothing.
8. Leonardo DiCaprio
He was supporting Hillary and she lost, so he’s poured himself a glass and is waiting for the new memes to pour in.
9. Donald Trump
After all that hard work, he could do with a good pampering session. It’s not easy maintaining that skin tone, that hair, those fingers!