On A Holiday To Goa, We All Have That One Friend Who…

1. Shops all week-long for a weekend trip 2. Heads straight from the airport to the first shop selling Kings beer 3. Insists on wearing an ‘I love Goa’ T-shirt everywhere 4. Asks for veg vindaloo, rajma chawal and butter chicken at every restaurant 5. Pops champagne at every club 6. Gets ignored by 9 out…