Isn’t it annoying when you are about to bite into another serving of your biryani and someone says ‘Hey! Didn’t you just eat?’ and you’re wondering – should I tell them I have a big appetite or just smile? So you do the latter and tend to the hot piping biryani that is calling you.
Here are a few things that would annoy any foodie and the witty thoughts that follow
- Your stomach is a bottomless pit!
Umm…Yes! We sometimes feel like we have a black hole inside our tummies that sucks in everything we eat.
- You’re harboring a little animal in your stomach, aren’t you?
Shhhh! Don’t reveal our secret, we have to feed the little creature frequently!
- What are you?
Ah! We see subtlety is not your strong suit. You wonder why we eat so much? Well… we wonder about your IQ right now.
- Where does all that food go?
Well, the same place that yours does!? Hmm..
- What!? You mean you’re still hungry? You just had lunch an hour back!
No s*** Sherlock, how very perceptive of you! I can’t stuff my face all the time like I want to 🙂
To all you judgmental folk out there – Why we eat so much? We love food & live for it! We’re molded by it and crave to savor it all. Not to be mistaken for gluttony, well alright, maybe a little 🙂 But hey! – Can’t blame us for enjoying a snack or two now & then.
To our foodies – If people judge you for eating too much, eat them too! And if you’re still hungry after that – Check out these offers for all-you-can-eat buffets & more. Click here and #StepOutWithnearbuy
– by Rashik Sharif & Vivian Pavamani for nearbuy
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